Mr. Watt and Mr. Knott
“Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone
“Watt.”
“What’s your name, plase?”
“Watt’s my name.”
“That’s what I asked you. What’s you name?”
“That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.”
A long pause, and then, from Mr. Watt:
“Is this James Brown?”
“No, this is Knott.”
“Please tell me your name.”
“Will Knott.”
They both hung up.
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